Want a good laugh??

Stephany Massart, Reporter

Here’s some really ‘good’ puns/dad jokes:

How did the picture end up in the hospital?  It was shot!

I asked a Frenchmen if he played video games.  He said Wii!

Sure, I drink brake fluid.  But I can stop anytime.

Coffee has a rough time in our house.  It gets mugged every morning.

The past, the present, and the future walk into a room.  It was tense!

You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math…it’s easy as pi!

Why was the baby ant confused?  Because all his uncles were ants!

What do you call the wife of a hippie?  A Mississippi!

What should a lawyer always wear to a court?  A good lawsuit!

Somebody stole all my lamps…and I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

I’m no cheetah…you’re lion!

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bay…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!

I used to wonder why Frisbee looked bigger the closer they came…And then it hit me!

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.  That’s ridiculous.  My dogs don’t even own bikes.

I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning…But I mist my chance.  I guess I could dew it tomorrow!

My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type…His last words to use were, “Be positive!”

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.  All I did was take a day off!

Bad puns…i’ts how eye roll.

What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator?  “Hey, close the door!  I’m dressing!”

How do you make a good egg-roll?  You push it down a hill!

Why did the grizzly hate this article?  He can’t bear puns!