Comedy Corner: Star Wars Edition

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Amanda Austin, Reporter

With all the newfound time you’ve got stuck at home, you’re probably ready to sit back on the couch, pop open a can of soda and start binge-watching all your favorite movies and TV shows. But before you enter that “galaxy far, far away,” why not treat your family to some cringe-worthy Star Wars jokes? Enjoy this special edition of Comedy Corner: Star Wars!

How do jedi open PDF files? Adobe-wan-Kenobi!

What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO!

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas? He felt his presents.

What do you need to reroute a droid? R2-Detour

Luke and Obi-Wan are eating at a Chinese restaurant. A few minutes into the meal, Luke’s still can’t use the chopsticks, spilling food all over. Obi-Wan finally snaps and says, Use the forks, Luke.

Why was Darth Vader in the music store? He was looking for the hidden rebel bass!

What do you call it when just one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo!

What kind of car will lead you to a jedi? A ToYoda.

What do you call a droid with a grudge? BB-Hate